Jack Bauer: Eco-Warrior

With the television show 24 possibly taking a leftward turn this season (female president, casting of Janeane Garofalo, environmentally friendly production) how could this affect the scripts? Maybe something like this:

Int. Bus - CONTINUOUS

JACK BAUER
Follow that Prius! Can't you drive any faster?

BUS DRIVER
If this is too slow for you, drive yourself.

JACK BAUER
And contribute eight thousand pounds of CO2 to the atmosphere? Then I'd be the worst terrorist of all. Ever think about that, [LOOKS AT NAMETAG] Doug?

(Courtesy Shocho)
Classified under: 24, humor, environmentalism